Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Gayness


I was watching the olympics last night and male gymnastics came on. Normally I would change the channel because I am a real man, but there was something about the way they moved in those tights that had me intrigued. The way there bulge would switch from left to right as they ran towards the pummel horse. The way there butt cheeks would clinch tight when they stuck a landing. I wanted to turn it but I just couldn't believe what I was watching. Am I gay???????


GO USA

8 comments:

Happy-Ish said...

I'm completely convinced that you are...bob's balls, male gymnasts, you are one appletini away from being completely gay.

Manders24 said...

Well now that you mention it, you always had the best fashion advice growing up.. telling me to make sure to shower everyday and never wear the same outfit more than once in a three week period!...OMG I have a sister, lucky me! Just what I always wanted.

Anonymous said...

Well I would love to tell you that you're gay but then I wouldn't want to hang out anymore. So let's chalk it up to what I would call "Car Wreck Syndrome" Some things are just so sick, so nasty, so whatever, you just can't turn and look away. Like a car wreck, even though it's bad you just sit there wait to see what happens next. Unfortunately, you have this syndrome with male gymnasts

Steve said...

I believe the apparatus is called a Pommel Horse. Since you have this fixation on bulges and butt cheeks I can see why you would call it a pummel horse. taken a good pounding lately

bestmama said...

HAHA I love Steve! That is awesome. iknew he had someone on the side. Just had no idea it was a MAN! Love you hunnie!

Lauren said...

The obvious answer here is yes.

Steve said...

Hey Wolf Nuckles you need to get on the ball (no pun intended) with this blog. The olympics are over so what are you doing in your spare time now

Patti said...

Ditto to what Steve said. It's time for some witty banter.