I hate blogging

I was really excited about this in the beginning it was fun and whimsical. Now I feel like ripping my fingers off everytime someone wants me to do another blog. It is to much pressure and the fact that I am a guy blogger makes it worse. All the girl bloggers call me names and send me viruses in order to crash my hard drive. I have no emotion anymore my entire life has turned upside down. I think I need to stop blogging for a while and focus more on Sarah's booty! It has been neglected and Iam the only one to blame.

Booty Booty Booty Booty rockin everywhere!

Gayness

I was watching the olympics last night and male gymnastics came on. Normally I would change the channel because I am a real man, but there was something about the way they moved in those tights that had me intrigued. The way there bulge would switch from left to right as they ran towards the pummel horse. The way there butt cheeks would clinch tight when they stuck a landing. I wanted to turn it but I just couldn't believe what I was watching. Am I gay???????

GO USA

Chickens

I thought I would post this since my mom is too devastated. Last night all the chickens were raped and murdered by coyotes.

PLease keep them in your prayers...........

Ball Sweat

Todays topic is ball sweat. My balls sweat no matter what I do. It can be 20 below zero and sure enough my balls sweat. I know I am not the only person with this particular problem. In fact my brother in law Bob's balls sweat so much we call him "sloppy sack". The reason why our balls sweat is because our balls are massive and they produce lots of heat. So if your a guy and your balls don't sweat then you have little balls. If your a girl and you sweat down there its because you have balls, and your new nickname is Jaime Lee Curtis.

Thanks for reading

OMG 1st Blog Ever!!! LOL

What is the meaning of life? That is what I thought to myself driving in my car today. Like you totally cannot control what goes on in this world! Isn't that crazy to think about. I am just going to stop and sniff roses every chance I get.

Okay fellow bloggers tell me how you feel about this topic.